"Collective Sigh"
Hot.
My god.
There is so much going on in my brain. I actually cried for joy. How many of you have ever seen me cry about anything? Wow. Thank god. Holy shit and I think I just jizzed. Fuck Republicans. And this time I have proof.

Now the rebuilding begins.

As for Lanc

We not only can....... We DID. DAMN IT!

I think I just made the best Asparigas ever. I let it sit in olive oil and garlic for about a day then cooked it in the oven for about an hour on 200. My apt smells madly like garlic now, but hell I like it.

Is it possible to further deface the Star Wars universe? George seems to think so and his new film Clone Wars (not to be confused with the awesome Clone Wars that is on DVD). I have absolutely nothing good to say about this film. It was rubbish. Dialog was crap and there were so many holes in the plot I actually got board enough to fall asleep. Perhaps something cool happened while I was napping, but I will never know because I will never waist my time seeing it again. At least I saw it for free.

This is way fucking awesome.


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9037940286700388608&q=TRANSFORMERS+BREAKDANCING&ei=nnSSSNmxOIOm4QKh_c3tCw

Holy shit! It has finally happened! And they want to study it! Do these people not watch horror flics? Seriously.......

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

So I just started reading A Feast for Crows in the Fire and Ice book series by George R.R. Martian. Great series and all, best I have read so far. One problem. There were a perplexing amount of "WTF? I do not remember that happening...... Hugh....." moments, but since I have such an amazingly bad memory I just blew it off and assumed that after reading a bit more it would all come back to me. About six chapters in I realize that I am one book ahead of myself and a lot of the characters that were alive in book two are not in book 4. Same goes for alliances too evidently. Damn it. Now it will not be a surprise when I actually read it. Fuck.

Wendy sent me an email today. I finally have a job. Praise the Lords of Kobol. The best thing is that I do not have to look for a job any more. I was so giddy, yes that's right giddy when I found out I started shaking with excitement. Heh, I finally have a job. And with good pay too.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Extreme

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

The Technocracy is going to win.

My mother is a brick wall. Tall and impenetrable by logic and fact. It never fucking fails. No matter how often I tell her if she wants to have a good time with me not to bring up politics, she does it anyway. With most people I do not mind talking about politics, but my mom is such a fucking moron about what is actually going on in the world it makes my everything bleed from their everything. This past week I went to my moms and spent a couple days and as I mentioned, she had to bring up that Democrats are the people of this country that are destroying the "Moral Fiber" of society.

(Sigh) Taking a deep breath I went into length about how all these Republicans and Republican hardliners are getting caught with their pants down, sometimes literally. Now my mother has the same issues with remembering names as I do so getting into this she claims that it is the Democrats that are getting busted constantly and that the Republicans are the better for it. And of course the whole Cigar in the Ass thing was brought up yet again.

So I branched the conversation and brought it to the fact that most all politicians are corrupt in one manner or another since most come from very privilaged families, they are used to getting everything that they want and are constantly pushing the envelope. Much like a teenager would. The thing at this point I tell her is, that even if the Democrats were getting busted as often as the Republicans it is with the opposite sex (Dems) instead of the the same sex (Reps). Now before you get your panties all up in a bunch the only reason I say this is because this makes the Reps more morally bankrupt than their Dem counterparts in my opinion simply because they all claim to hate gays (cause god says it is wrong), but cant help themselves when tempted by that hot male bod of the boy they saw in the public bathroom. I could give a shit less in any instance if they would simply admit to what they want/like/desire and move the fuck on. It also helps my argument with her because as much as she was the one who raised me and taught me many of my values, she is easily swayed and now thinks in a way I never would have expected 10 years ago. We can thank the fucking piece of shit she is with right now for that.

She claims that she watches the news all the time and that all news is Dem bias except for Fox. Which she still claims tells the whole truth. I told her that she should not completely believe anything she hears on any single news station, and try to keep an open mind and pay attention to what others are saying, not just Fox. This of course was to no avail. Fox could tell here that I was a fucking terrorist and that would probably be the only time she would think that they must be wrong. Every time I make headway with her she gets pulled back by that fuck head Tim. At least she watches some CNN. Not that they are the most reliable either, but if it came to a choice of which one to believe under conflicting info, it is obvious which one I would go with. She of course tells me she would believe fox over CNN. This just gets to me on so many different levels. The guy is not even all that good to her, but I will not get into that right now.

I do not even know what I want to get through on this except to vent.

Every bit of proof or logic could be presented to her and she still thinks the sky is rosy red. Then of course she has to tell me that some day I will turn republican simply because it is the better choice to her. Fuck you mom, never going to happen.

After I went to Vegas for my sisters wedding last March I came back with a sinus infection. It has been treated three times with three different meds. I woke up last night and thought I smelled something strange. Since my dreams are very much not what you would call ordinary I went back to sleep thinking I was still in one of them. I woke up this morning with the smell back. Exactly one year later and now I do not have insurance to cover going back to the doctor. Life is the suck right now.

So I have this original Star Wars E1 poster I horked from a theater I managed when the movie first came out. The distribution company was adamant about getting EVERYTHING back when the movie was done. I claimed that it had been stolen and that the case it was in had needed to be replaced because of it and that was the end of it. I got the poster and they never asked any questions. Recently I figured I did not need it any longer since I had not once put it up on the wall, framed it and it had only been out of its tube about a half dozen times. These things are very delicate by the way and keeping them in mint condition is a bitch. They are printed on both sides unlike most posters and are made from a really thick, yet vulnerable paper. Why I do not know, though I could put some guess' to it. Essentially you need to have them framed behind glass or never remove them from the tube. They wrinkle easily, get torn even easier and anything can mar the face.

So I am thinking that this will bring in a good amount of money on ebay. Wow, I have been wrong about a lot of things in my life, but this is up there. I think most all of you know how hard core Star Wars fans can be about collecting and the rarity of this thing has to be high. The only problem with is was that one of the corners had gotten crinkeled up when one of my ex's tried to pack it in a not so nice way (another story all together). This though I do not think was too much of a problem, but it has a last day of biding tomorrow. I start almost all of my bids at 1.00, it seems to draw more people in at first then of course they want it and hopefully keep bidding. Well NO ONE had bid on it in 10 days and only 2 people were watching it. Fuck, I just do not get it. I thought for certain this thing would sell and sell very well. Fuck.

So I took it off bidding.

Fuck you Star Wars Fanatics, you are all fired. Security will pack your shit up and send it to you. Go home, I never want to see you again.

Also, fuck you Wisconsin, it is snowing yet again.............. And hard to boot. Goddamn, is this shit ever going to end?

So I have seen my first episode of 30rock. oh my fucking god. if you like this show......holy shit.... What a piece of shit. and it really takes a lot to make me say that.

I am in an exceptionally cynical mood today. So you all can just fuck off. LOL.

how much I love to get fucked up the ass with a rusty railroad spike covered in tar and glass?

Well evidently H&R Block knows this and wants to take advantage of it.

What was supposed to be the happy part of getting funds back from the constant slow fuck from the government turns bloody and hate filled.

I could not even take advantage of the Homstead tax thingy, it ended up being worth $10. For the work I would have to go through it just was not worth it.

Evidently because I had 2 jobs over the course of the year as well as a few weeks of unemployment, which is usually the case for me in any given year, I get it even worse.

End result? Oh, you will love this.

Charge for services rendered from H&R: $160.00

Refund....oh wait, I mean Charge from Federal government: $276

Flaying H&R Block rep alive: Priceless

This is the first time I have taken my taxes to a "Professional" and this is the first time I have been fucked so thoroughly. And really there is nothing I can do about it. Fuck.

This is just fucking bad ass.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/19/AR2008021902617.html?wpisrc=newsletter

Also, just for a heads up there is an advertisement in the Onion and various other publications for NTM Trading. I did some research and found out it is a scam so if you were considering ordering from them, don't.

I like this game, but for christsake. Fuck the hell off you fucking no sex getting ass fuck retards.

https://secure.plaync.com/cgi-bin/Store.pl?view=65

ok evidently a couple of them are actually getting sex, but for christsake, fuck off I do not care that you are getting married.

The bad bit is I know people will be rushing to get in on it. I wonder if I do get in on it and make a scene if I would get booted. Perhaps baned. Shall I try?

This one I knew by the third question again.